tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33613770528631195012012-01-25T09:51:32.112-05:00"In the little spare time I have between making horrible free agent signings and hiring incompetent scouts, I read "Straight up Sports" Brian "Free Pass" Cashmandevohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00552511552160369059noreply@blogger.comBlogger10641100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-74994461727017033972009-05-23T17:23:00.003-04:002009-05-23T20:34:37.848-04:00

Heading to a deluxe apartment in the skyyyor actually just bloguin.Update your bookmarks and join us over at the other side of the pond.Straightupsports.com

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-41521428683068245572009-05-14T19:13:00.004-04:002009-05-14T20:04:02.480-04:00

Whatever happened to Jim Leyritz you ask? You mean besides his DUI/manslaughter? Well, it looks like someone's checking themselves into a rehab center because they've become suicidal. Look, I feel bad for Leyritz and hope he improves his lot in life. But I'd feel a lot worse for Leyritz if he wasn't GUARANTEED to become a borne again by 2010. And then we get to hear about how putting his

devohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00552511552160369059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-51207824317560711292009-05-14T11:42:00.004-04:002009-05-14T11:51:53.603-04:00

It has been less than 24 hours since their game 7 loss to the Penguins, but the Capitals are already looking for some measure of justice, or even revenge. This morning lawyers for the Capitals officially submitted rape charges against the Pittsburgh Penguins, claiming that the black and gold clad team has repeatedly abused them both physically and emotionally in the NHL postseason dating back to

The Yinzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05808025786789395353noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-3609395119613617482009-05-14T11:31:00.003-04:002009-05-14T11:47:34.772-04:00

Tony Romo played in a local U.S. Open qualifier Monday in hopes of earning a berth in next month's major championship. The Dallas Cowboys quarterback came up short though, shooting an 80 at Dallas National Golf Club and failing to advance. Romo fell apart late, triple-bogeying the 16th hole while carding a 44 on the back nine.Once again, the anti-clutch vacuum comes up small when it matters the

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-44370347931811874812009-05-13T12:26:00.004-04:002009-05-13T13:19:52.219-04:00

For all the non-hockey fans in SUS Nation, tonight has a very different yet equally consequential meaning, the Season 5 finale of LOST. After leaving the island and coming back, things still seem as fucked up as ever for the Oceanic Six. Not to mention the other like 10 characters who havent even made it on screen this season. I dont want to get into a discussion about this, it could take

The Brooklyn Hillbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07690781722786007733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-15698398604980302322009-05-13T09:00:00.002-04:002009-05-13T09:00:01.777-04:00

---Some of these you have seen and enjoyed before, others have guys with funny accents who play odd sports like "soccer". All are great examples of why its occaisonally fun to watch post-game interviews. Hecklers Spray ---YES!!! You lucky people get MORE Star Trek. And if you haven't seen the movie yet, go. It fukkin rawked.---I loved Cheers growing up, and I like to think Cliff Clavin had a

The Brooklyn Hillbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07690781722786007733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-87080512974396072532009-05-10T16:28:00.003-04:002009-05-10T17:13:00.917-04:00

After a slow start, the Mets have now won seven games in a row, including four against division rivals. Things are looking pretty good. I haven't stopped worrying though. The boys still have their issues, but I think I might just focus on the positives for today.The Mets are now in first place in the NL East- this might change. If Florida wins today, they'll be in first.Johan Santana is

MissMethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09666753495256272625noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-72627457905073759812009-05-10T12:41:00.000-04:002009-05-10T12:42:27.048-04:00

I think this was me last night.

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-30078182877471022712009-05-08T01:15:00.003-04:002009-05-08T01:19:52.043-04:00

That pretty much sums up that steaming pile of excrement called "Wolverine" that Marvel is trying to pass off as a motion picture.Star Trek is gonna fucking rock tho.....I still can't/don't want to talk about Manny....

The Brooklyn Hillbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07690781722786007733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-6534571975031417472009-05-07T22:41:00.005-04:002009-05-07T22:48:25.824-04:00

I'm not gonna go on my own personal Magic Jihad in an effort to explain the meaning of Manny's failed test. The story pretty much speaks for itself. I'm just gonna say this: for those Mets fans who think that nothing has ever gone their way, just think how bad this year could have been if Minaya had listened to the people and signed the world's 2nd most famous grill salesman.

devohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00552511552160369059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-48669791496208325782009-05-07T15:45:00.004-04:002009-05-07T15:47:56.384-04:00

As the NHL playoffs continue to rage, those teams that were unable to claim a berth in the post season have already begun to look ahead and plan what they can do to improve in the upcoming offseason. The draft and free agency are times to stock up, and while most draft picks aren’t able to step in immediately and make an impact, with every GM present at the draft it is much easier to get a deal

The Yinzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05808025786789395353noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-90593690397226292592009-05-07T09:00:00.001-04:002009-05-07T09:00:00.998-04:00

---In preparation for the new Star Trek movie, some guidance from the cult classic TV show. Cracked---All of these are nightmare scenarios, but the last one truly is the 7th circle of Hell. Regretful MorningDr. Bummer makes Yinzer Nation proud.Devo, we need to put this monkey on staff.Cigarette stays in his mouth the whole time. Thats some quality smokery.

The Brooklyn Hillbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07690781722786007733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-39981598909893057402009-05-06T22:27:00.004-04:002009-05-06T22:31:56.647-04:00

!!!!!!!

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-36088258986203068282009-05-04T18:42:00.002-04:002009-05-04T18:55:05.903-04:00

Um. Wow. So I was going to do my standard NBA Jam analysis of the Lakers and Rockets. But how the hell do you justify Vlade Divac and James Worthy over Hakeem and Vernon "Mad Max" Maxwell? Come on. The Lakers will cruise until they have to play a real team. Yao, Artest, and the spectre of Tracy MacGrady doth not a team make. The Lakers cruise. Not because of NBA Jam or anything like that,

devohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00552511552160369059noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-85574954553519733052009-05-04T18:19:00.011-04:002009-05-05T07:40:34.626-04:00

(2) Boston vs. (3) Orlando- Boston just finished up an emotional and hard fought series against the up and coming bulls. I may have correctly picked the winner of that series but I completely misjudged how much the C's would miss KG. No way their old and tired bodies can make it through a series alive against Behemoth Dwight Howard and his band of sharp shooters like Rashard Lewis, Hedo Turk (no

devohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00552511552160369059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-74721934948365475772009-05-03T13:40:00.000-04:002009-05-03T15:53:10.229-04:00

CAROLINA HURRICANESVSBOSTON BRUINSThere's lots of things I hate in this world. Right now, the first things that come to mind are happy people and people with hair, though usually they are one in the same. With that said, let's direct some of this hate towards the Bruins/Canes series.Why I Hate the Bruins:The short answer is easy. A Bruins fan is a Patriots fan is a Red Sox fan.The long answer

devohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00552511552160369059noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-31322451941439478822009-05-02T21:51:00.001-04:002009-05-02T21:53:53.225-04:00

I think its pretty clear who Jesus isnt pulling for in the NFC East this year...

The Brooklyn Hillbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07690781722786007733noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-36798617526625921722009-05-02T19:24:00.005-04:002009-05-02T22:46:10.726-04:00

Vancouver:Despite being the bank robbery capital of North America, Vancouver seems to be a lovely place, full of over-priced condos and heroin addicted junkies getting high on the taxpayers dime. What more could you want?Chicago:Look, I loved my time in Chicago, fantastic town. But I lived an undeniably lily-white exisitence on the North Side. I worked a couple blocks from Oprah, my boss had a

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Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-3715360785927596522009-05-01T20:02:00.006-04:002009-05-01T20:12:18.077-04:00

Detroit Red Wings (2)VSAnaheim Ducks (8)What the hell is a Red Wing anyways? Do you know how hard it is to find a mock picture that has to do with "Red Wings"? Seriously, type it into a google image search and see if you can find a good picture to use. It makes this post tougher. Thanks assholes.Anyways, after their surprising trouncing of the President’s Trophy winner San Jose Sharks (who I

The Yinzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05808025786789395353noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-75998689824368577792009-04-30T17:02:00.004-04:002009-05-03T19:56:30.180-04:00

So I missed posting this before game 1 yesterday. My bad. With that in min, here's an abbreviated post on a preview that's already 1-0 Craps.ForwardsOn paper I would give this to the Penguins but there's a slight caveat to this. The Washington forwards continuously have played better against the Penguins. Whether it be schmucks like Chris Clark, Brooks Laich or David Steckel, one of the 3rd or

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-6310119344243812922009-04-30T12:10:00.001-04:002009-04-30T12:12:46.208-04:00

Since I'm sure you all enjoyed the first one so much... I'll beat Devo to the punch on this one... Part 2 in the Cleveland tourism series....

Girl Out of Clevelandhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05354778682202926682noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-9393302234838530052009-04-28T17:25:00.004-04:002009-04-28T18:26:56.439-04:00

What the hell type of shit is this. It's amazing outside. The girls are out. The dudes are out. Places are filled again. The Park is loaded. The streets are filled. Life's good.Until word that some punk kids who went to Mexico have now brought some mutant disease with them which has now infected half of Queens and sent the nation and this city in a panic. Literally, everyone is talking about the

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-89498321736944401132009-04-27T19:51:00.003-04:002009-04-27T20:03:22.682-04:00

Cue Girl From Cleveland's failed attempt to defend her town in 5...4...3...2...1...

devohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00552511552160369059noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-49305258470933382832009-04-27T17:06:00.004-04:002009-04-27T17:38:50.523-04:00

1)Brian Cashman should be fired as he is an inept and incompetent general manager- The sox get Beckett and Schilling and we get Pavano and Randy Johnson. They develop John Lester and Dustin Masterson, we develop the biggest first round bust in recent memory in Phillip Hughes and lost cause Ian Kennedy. We spend 8 gazillion dollars this off season and the Sox spend a meager 14 million. More than

White Boy South Bronxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13088354485475120317noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-43549004081247997202009-04-26T18:21:00.003-04:002009-04-26T19:28:00.398-04:00

This is the story about a naive, if fairly balding 26 year old. He believed in things like "treating others like you would want them to treat you," "never lie," and "Santa Claus." So when Jets GM Mike Tannenbaum and the rest of the Jets brass essentially said "we're comfortable with Erik Ainge, Brett Ratliff, and Kellen Clemens," this blogging CEO innocently assumed that the Jets saw something

devohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00552511552160369059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-46166101773291165912009-04-26T16:40:00.002-04:002009-04-26T16:42:56.320-04:00

You've GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!! He couldn't win the starting job over John David Booty at USC, how the hell is he going to make it in the NFL?!?! COLOSSAL MISTAKE

SHMUCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15165474419560410464noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-29188184434539984242009-04-26T13:23:00.002-04:002009-04-26T13:25:52.704-04:00

More to come later on this series and other.

The Yinzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05808025786789395353noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-16344158463083236182009-04-25T13:00:00.001-04:002009-04-25T13:02:18.121-04:00

Here's to the Jets drafting that prize winning fullback in the 1st...

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-26032405604598137802009-04-25T09:35:00.005-04:002009-04-25T09:47:55.871-04:00

+=Draft the local guy, Kenny Reese!

devohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00552511552160369059noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-18086263583052518362009-04-24T18:09:00.002-04:002009-04-24T18:11:40.005-04:00

Well I guess we can cross off the Steelers and Cardinals for winning anything this year. Why can't TAWM BRADY be on the damn cover?

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-86693881478119947302009-04-24T09:00:00.000-04:002009-04-24T09:00:01.017-04:00

I guess I dont have to worry about copyright infringement if the paper doesn't exist anymore, right?-Scientific research at its most useful(Mahatma take note): Sloshspot-This is half "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" and half Wes Anderson movie. Needless to say, its a primer if you are going to North Brooklyn anytime soon. Look At This Fucking Hipster-SUS is now officially the second-coolest Twatter.

The Brooklyn Hillbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07690781722786007733noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-8770380243928127342009-04-22T23:02:00.003-04:002009-04-22T23:28:08.515-04:00

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.Dude, I miss going to hippie festivals. They are pretty much the only place left where the rules of modern life don't apply. Though it's apparently still illegal to have a comically small penis in California. Dont taze me bro!

The Brooklyn Hillbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07690781722786007733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-13040021031807997402009-04-22T22:08:00.001-04:002009-04-22T22:10:10.471-04:00

Did this set back the Civil Rights movement by 20-30 years? Probably. But let's be honest, it was overrated anyways.Props to Barstool Sports for finding this.

devohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00552511552160369059noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-10650872494295990172009-04-22T19:52:00.002-04:002009-04-22T20:12:17.827-04:00

-Call BS if you want, but while I was watching the third period, I didn't care if the Devils won the game or not. What mattered was this: a) The Canes needed the game more than the Devils, and b) the Devils, with the Canes playing their best hockey imaginable, outshooting the Devils 37-17 through two periods, kept the game tied for most of the final 10 minutes of regulation. This is different

devohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00552511552160369059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-88665482197185511292009-04-22T18:07:00.002-04:002009-04-22T18:36:29.099-04:00

Leader of Men

The Brooklyn Hillbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07690781722786007733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-799504316041766462009-04-20T20:33:00.002-04:002009-04-20T20:40:24.796-04:00

Bill Cowhard is a Hurricane fan.Bill Cowher at a home playoff game... Not a win.

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-32606890284882104912009-04-20T16:36:00.001-04:002009-04-20T18:05:18.269-04:00

This shit has gotten out of hand. Once upon a time, the draft was an opportunity to restock after in-season steroid abuse and off-season alcohol abuse depleted your roster. The draft was something like 20 rounds long and BAC was taken as an important measurement for scouting.Look what they did to poor golden boy! Ill bet he had a big smile on his face after the anal probe portion of the

The Brooklyn Hillbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07690781722786007733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-15933689366878513752009-04-20T11:32:00.005-04:002009-04-20T11:36:54.686-04:00

The last time Yinzer remember liking basketball was this:

The Yinzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05808025786789395353noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-44390059087408411302009-04-19T23:15:00.000-04:002009-04-19T23:16:05.409-04:00

Here we have a great case of cheerleader squads fitting their teams perfectly. New Orleans brings the heat with a great assist game, you never know exactly where the next great booty shot will come from. The Honeybees are a great all-around squad with some nice young leaders.And now for one of the most exciting squads in the league. Some may fault the Nuggets for a lack of consistent fire, but

The Brooklyn Hillbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07690781722786007733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-89122026318502397592009-04-19T22:51:00.002-04:002009-04-19T22:59:24.603-04:00

Spend all the time you want arguing about how hetero this photo may or may not be. Bottom line is this. 2 down. 14 to go. Next issue.

devohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00552511552160369059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-67598869261721447312009-04-19T14:55:00.010-04:002009-04-19T16:38:09.886-04:00

We here at SUS like to diversify the type of advice we give out to our fans and enemies. That's why for this years first-round NBA playoff previews White Boy took the rational, sane, "Im actually going to make sense" sort of approach. Devo, naturally, went back to a time when he had hair to make his predictions. I, however, will break down the cheerleader/dance squads to see who will be making

The Brooklyn Hillbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07690781722786007733noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-46079915069400171812009-04-18T10:34:00.001-04:002009-04-18T11:27:43.972-04:00

Some people are going to wax poetic about Lebron this, Kevin Garnett that. Not this guy! Nah, I'm taking you back to the last time that I (and most of this website) actually cared about the NBA. Yeah, we're letting NBA JAM decide this bitch.Quick Note: The default system will be Sega Genesis. Or as I like to refer to it, the Official Video Game Console of "Devo: The Middle School Years."

devohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00552511552160369059noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-41765142323411382422009-04-18T00:36:00.008-04:002009-04-21T01:37:14.769-04:00

Ah, this has become a bittersweet time of year for me. My beloved Knickerbockers never even threaten to participate in the NBA's second season so I am left to watch the sport I love with only haterade as a motivating factor. To this end I say thank you to the Boston Celtics. This is also the time of year where I think I am going to get into the NBA playoffs only to realize I'd rather watch the

White Boy South Bronxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13088354485475120317noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-52593368401427322762009-04-18T00:14:00.004-04:002009-04-18T00:17:15.746-04:00

Well done sir. Check back soon as UPS guy adds more of his colorful insights.

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-87059357783296020962009-04-17T12:02:00.004-04:002009-04-17T13:54:16.082-04:00

A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room, Life.ru reports.The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.The frightened employees and customers agreed to

The Brooklyn Hillbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07690781722786007733noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-43527404328001081472009-04-16T23:55:00.004-04:002009-04-17T00:27:31.448-04:00

Okay so I should say that I didn't dislike all aspects, or even most aspects of the New Yankee Stadium just like I didn't hate all aspects or dislike all aspects of Citifield. However, maybe I am just an angry young man destined to be an angry old man, but I really really miss the old Yankee Stadium. It broke my pinstriped heart to look into an empty half torn apart Yankee stadium as my 4 train

White Boy South Bronxhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13088354485475120317noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-84838081378011981542009-04-16T16:56:00.000-04:002009-04-16T16:57:07.459-04:00

Look, Im gonna be honest here for a second and tell you I thought they had cancelled the playoffs this year because the Avalanche didnt make it. I mean, didnt they cancel the season last time that happened? Anyway, I moved on to bigger and better hockey this year(Go BU). So with that in mind, I give you some barely coherent thoughts on what is likely to be two gawd-awful series.#2 Detroit vs

The Brooklyn Hillbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07690781722786007733noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-78063453437127813432009-04-16T11:51:00.003-04:002009-04-16T11:59:47.616-04:00

John Madden, a fixture in NFL broadcast booths for 30 years, has decided to retire, he announced Thursday in a statement released by NBC Sports. CAN I GET A GTFO! Look I like Madden and his shitty videogame but the game has past him by. I will be sad though. I mean now which "analyst" is going to inform me about stadium horticulture, turducken, weather patterns and how the immaculate reception

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-77841273324869827102009-04-16T10:49:00.008-04:002009-04-16T12:31:29.585-04:00

So there are a few things that have happened in hockey not playoff related I wanted to cover before yesterday, but unfortunately untimely lost internet service prevented it.Isles win draft lotteryAs Mahatma said in his earlier post, something actually went right for the Isles this season in that they hold the first overall pick in this years draft. It's going to be either Jonathan Tavares or

The Yinzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05808025786789395353noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-52686165423652913492009-04-15T21:54:00.003-04:002009-04-15T22:08:14.211-04:00

It's this simple- if the Devils of February and early March are back, this team is a) the best team in the East, b) the only team in the East capable of beating the Wings, Sharks or anyone else the West sends our way, and obviously c) beating the Canes in 5. Are they back? Maybe it was an abberration, but a 4-1 beatdown of the Canes is certainly a solid way to start the march towards Stanley

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So I thought it would go away. But it hasn't. And I feel like the problem is getting worse. This problem is infiltrating all aspects of our society. It's already found its way into one of my favorite hobbies (drinking) and I'm terrified that it is only a matter of time before it infiltrates something else I hold near and dear, the world of sports. So I'm calling upon you fellow sports

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VS.(images stolen from HF)OK LETS DO THIS.Eleven months ago, the Penguins demolished the Flyers in five games in the Eastern Conference final, humiliating them 6-0 in Pittsburgh in the clincher on May 18. Now with a chance to grab home ice, the Flyers choked away 3 leads and eventually lost to the Rangers on Sunday. Now from having the 4th seed practically locked up since March, the Flyers lose

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VS.The St. Louis Blues are the feel good hit of the spring for the NHL. Widely considered to be in the hunt for Julian John Tavares, the Blues went on a tear that would make most ass men proud in the 2nd half. Now they have vaulted into the 6th seed to battle the perennial playoff participants the Vancouver Canucks. Since both of these are teams aren't any that you've seen this year, let me give

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You know have the rights to draft the best player currently not in the NHL.Use him to bring the Isles back into relevance...for White Boy's sake.

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-11291661951600014232009-04-14T22:40:00.007-04:002009-04-14T22:47:49.694-04:00

And so the time has come for the most exciting game: playoff hockey. Faster and more hard hitting than the regular season, the game gets a shot of adrenaline as everyone plays with an edge vying to be the ones lucky enough to raise Lord Stanley’s Cup above their heads in triumph. After a wild playoff race in both conferences the sixteen teams have been decided and the matchups set. Here are two

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AO clearly approves.Between the Caps and Devils, #2 and #3 seeds respectively, one of these teams are going to lose in the first round. And this isn't so much an educated guess as much as a Champ Kind scientific fact. Both of these teams have loads of talent but both of these teams also have major weaknesses. And more importantly, one of the top 3 seeds ALWAYS loses in the first round, and why

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I will keep this brief cause I am running behind schedule. But a few brief thoughts from being at the Citifield opener.1) Where in God's name was the Peanut guy?? My dad waited 5 innings for him! Of course just as he goes to get some the guy comes. It was that kind of night2) Then, A vender who I recognized as a guy I routinely see at both ballparks, took a misstep on this unfamiliar terrain and

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As we wrap up the player rankings for the draft, the defensive back class offers a deep corner pool and a relatively weak safety pool overall. The corner pool doesn't offer too many elite prospects and a number of highly regarded corners posted below average 40 times. Thankfully, 40 times are overrated but it's a solid class.CBs:1) Malcolm Jenkins / Ohio State /1st2) Vontae Davis / Illiniois /

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Socrates, Aristotle, Augustine, Martin Luther, John Locke, Pat Buchanan, Kenny Powers. All men who lived by principles. Now Kenny Powers didnt write any faggy books, he did what any self respecting North Carolinian would do, he made a book on tape."One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money. And I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and

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Does it count as a season preview if the season has already started?? Let's go ahead and say it does! I'm going predict that the Mets will start out their first two series' at .500. I'm a regular Miss Cleo.With six games down and 156 games to go, let's see how the rest of the 2009 New York Mets season is going to look.The PitchingJohan Santana- In his first two starts, Johan has looked like the

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Not an extremely deep class but top heavy to say the least. Aaron Curry is projected as either an 4-3 OLB or 3-4 ILB. Either way, he'll be solid by whatever team drafts him. The concern with him is keep those big uglies off of him so he can flow around and make tackles. I've always been a fan of Maualaga who is a beast stuffing the run and crushing people. Concern with him is that he might just a

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#1 Boston University (-1?) over #3 VermontVermont has played well recently. Which is why they should be able to hold BU to under 10 goals per period.Final score: BU 26 Vermont: -2#4 Miami-Ohio (-1?) over #4 Bejimidi StateThe Miami-Ohio Redhawks channel their inner-Roethlisberger and take this. I guess.Final score: Miami-Ohio 4 Bejimidi State 2#1 Boston University -4.5 (assumed) over #4

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In 3 words: No, No, and Hell No.

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1) Happy Passover to all of you fellow chosen people out there in cyberspace- I kind of hate Passover though. I was the only person at my Sedar under the age of 58. I like old people but I can only handle so many sex jokes made by late 50's family members. Also, kind of like bread and things related to bread such as pizza and pasta. So Passover kind of sucks for me. However, working in a school

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I know I may be a day late and $160mil short, but I just wanted to show everyone the lines on opening day starters for the Yanks and Sox:C Sabathia-L 4.1 IP; 8 hits; 6 runs; 6 earned runs; 5 BB; 0 Ks; 12.46 ERAJ Beckett-W 7.0 IP; 2 hits; 1 run; 1 earned run; 3 BB; 10 Ks; 1.29 ERAC.C. Sabathia approved lube for when you are getting bent over by the Baltimore Orioles.

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Every so often we are subjected to horrendous columns by paid professionals that make even my stream of piss articles seem comprehensible and well written. Such was the case of this gem from Yahoo's own Jason King who bares a striking resemblance to Tony H. Romo's retarded half brother.creepyAnyway, King provided another useless fluff piece on the great Tyler Hansbrough that made me vomit all

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Winner receives a lock (no, not lox) of Devo's Nobel Prize winning hair.Micheal Failps

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-73890510269415890702009-04-07T12:27:00.003-04:002009-04-07T12:44:51.881-04:00

Dear Devo, Mahatma, and the rest of your staff except White Boy South Bronx, I love your website almost as much as John Sterling loves the sound of his own voice. But I want to know exactly what you guys are thinking when you're thinking it. How can I do this? I want to be on all of you (again, except White Boy), Shlomo from the block.Well Shlomo from the block, good news: SUS is on Twitter!

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"My fellow Americans, I just won 400billion in my NCAA pool, and I'm giving it all to AIG"-props to BH

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Finally, Tyler Hansborough can start his career selling insurance in his hometown and hook-up with the prom queen. The American Dream if ever there was one.Ron Burgundy Interviews Roy Williams (UNC) from Ron Burgundy

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Some players are on pace to own this town... (On pace for 324 rbis. Without doing too much research, I'm 82% sure that would be a record or something.)And others? Not so much...I look forward to spending my Memorial Day bitching about Tex's .230 average.And I fully expect to see Sabathia's name on the DL come Memorial Day.

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Breaking this up in 3-4 OLBs and 4-3 OLBs once again for simplicity sake. As stated earlier in the DE preview, the tweener prospects pool especially in rounds 1-2 are as deep as they have been in years. While a number of college de's will have trouble covering backs and receivers in the flats initially, the pass rushing skills should translate to some success.Cushing and Matthews offer the safest

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So I'm kind of annoyed at life right now. 2008 was great except for the fact that my beloved Yankees missed the playoffs for the first time since before I could vote. As my preview will demonstrate, the year of 2009 will be amazingly shitty.... except for the fact that the Yankees will be awesome.Part I: The rotationC.C. Sabathia- 20-8 3.35 ERA= This guy is good. He throws strikes and throws the

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Ah, early Spring. Buds are forming on the trees, birds are chirping in the morning, winds are rolling in at a cool 70 mph......well maybe not, but that sure is what it felt like yesterday at CifiField, the absolutely beautiful new home of the Mets. I won't speak of the game, because it (luckily) wasn't the main attraction for the sell-out crowd. As my friend and I rode in on the 7 train

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Look, I'm not going to give you predictions about the new guys or talk about whether A-Rod can come back from surgery. I'm also not going to talk about a) the aging and inevitable breakdowns of Matsui/Damon/Posada/Pettite, b) Jeter having slightly more range at shortstop than Apocalypse Now-Era Marlon Brando, or c) whether the bullpen and/or starting pitching can hold up over the course of a 162

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ahhaha. I love this guy. Not only does he piss off the massholes (The gasp at :28 by 16K massholes vomiting up their Sam Adams + Chowda at once is glorious) and homer Joke Edwards but he also brings a black eye to the Rangers nearly every time he does anything. The man can literally look at you wrong and be suspended. At this point, the league will suspend him for 20 games if we are using the '

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-64836257446000755662009-04-03T12:06:00.002-04:002009-04-03T12:09:10.590-04:00

Like DEs, the DT group is comprised of a bunch of guys that can participate in a variety of roles for defenses. A lot of 3-4 end prospects can serve in the lighter under tackle role here and have the frames and measurables to be successful. As stated below, there is a ton of value in the 3rd and 4th rounds of the draft but this might cause a lot of teams to start reaching within round 2 for some

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Winner receives an autographed BH neck tie

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-10233292677729022822009-04-02T11:51:00.001-04:002009-04-02T12:06:25.664-04:00

As we now go into the defensive prospects of the draft, it’s pretty hard to classify each player into a specific category. Not all 4-3 defenses are the same and not all 3-4 defenses are the same. That being said I’m grouped the following players into 2 distinct buckets. In some of these cases, the 4-3 guy might be a 3-4 OLB as a 3-4 DE might be a 4-3 DT. The versatility of players is definitely

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-55037102823158320692009-04-01T23:31:00.006-04:002009-04-02T00:24:42.195-04:00

What the hell is with the NFL needing to have everything be a soap opera anymore? It's seriously turning into daytime tv now with shitty acting, bad production value and even worse writing. We had to deal with Brett Favre not knowing if he was retired or not, and now with that gone we have to deal with the Jay Cutler saga to replace it.The Bronco's said Cutler wanted traded, then Cutler says he

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So this was supposed to be staycation weekend '09 for me. I took off work Friday and Monday and figured I'd have a nice little break from the rat race. Naturally, I get sick on Wednesday and am bed ridden until Saturday. So no tourney drinking friday night pub fest, no saturday drinking fests, no clothes shopping, very little cleaning but at least I had tv and caught up on the greatness that is

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-13838163381399181422009-03-29T20:04:00.004-04:002009-03-29T20:37:41.199-04:00

...a preview of what will happen when two nouns with two-worded names that don't have spaces in them meet. Ok, fine. I just looked it up and the real name is Citi Field, but it just looks strange to me that way, probably because city is spelled wrong, so yeah, CitiField it is.There was an actual baseball game at Citi today when the Georgetown Hoyas took on the St. John's Red Storm in college

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My Cleveland bias aside- his superhuman abilities never cease to amaze me!

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But fighting the disease is personal for Owens. His grandmother has Alzheimer's, and for over a decade, the Buffalo Bills' wide receiver has been using his notoriety to raise awareness about it. On Wednesday night, he will be honored as recipient of the National Alzheimer's Association Young Champions Award at the National Building Museum in Washington. In a recent interview, Owens said he was

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Hockey 2050 @ Yahoo! VideoLet's hope that people will still be watching by than! Anyway, this is pretty long but cool.Video from Puck Daddy!

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-53130360346211655182009-03-25T23:10:00.004-04:002009-03-25T23:21:11.150-04:00

Wow so many things to say with this one. So little time. Who says Malkin isn't marketable? And why the hell can't I find any pirogis in this town?Btw, the chick is Igor Larionov's daughter. Yea the douchebag from the Red Wings, Devils. Lame. But I'm sure he'd be cool with Geno being a son in law. You better believe Malkin put that biscuit in the basket...Anyway, the NHL needs more of this. Malkin

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-62036875279690051432009-03-25T18:02:00.008-04:002009-03-25T21:48:36.860-04:00

So a few quasi-interesting things happened today. Nothing worthy of their own blog, but let's talk about 'em anyways.1.The Daily News is saying that the Nets' move to Brooklyn is dead. And I'm going to agree with them, because as Confucius once said, "When the main architect working on the project lays of all of his workers from said project, project probably doesn't get built."But give the

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Roger Goondell has continued his reign of terror by now further neutering the league with the latest rule proposals during the GM meetings.Take a look at some of these gems. Three are awful... truly outrageous, truly outrageous...ly awful.1)On an onside kick, at least three players must be lined up outside each inbounds line, one of whom must be outside the yard-line number. Folks, this is the

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-70843920270215179112009-03-23T19:33:00.004-04:002009-03-23T20:38:14.190-04:00

The year was 2004, and a handsome-but-balding 22 year old came together with a fellow 22 year old who would one day grace the streets of the South Bronx like only a White Boy could. They decided to make the greatest 527, non-profit political action committee that man had ever known: YANKEE FANS FOR KERRY. Did they know how to create a non-profit? No. Did they even try and solicit for

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A high-priced former madam who used to provide hookers for former New York Gov. Elliot Spitzer provided the same services for injured Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez and dated him, the Daily News reported yesterday. Former madam Kristin Davis, who served three months in jail and is on five years' probation after pleading guilty to promoting prostitution, would only speak in generalities when

Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-2893582443444327192009-03-23T13:05:00.000-04:002009-03-23T14:45:21.580-04:00

Overall a weak crop of guards but maybe the best class of centers in decades also. The key with this class seems to be position flexibility as a many of the prospects can double as both guards and centers.OGs:The guards available in 2008 are somewhat lacking overall but there is talent available in the early to mid rounds. Robinson is the best guard in the draft and maybe sneak into the first

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Mahatmahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09983103031321796720noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-15304282012917258572009-03-23T10:46:00.004-04:002009-03-23T10:57:57.847-04:00

Or rather, their fans.In particular the females.Ok, it's just one single female fan.So why would all of a sudden would The Yinzer like a Panther fan? Probably cause said fan mixed two of his favorite things at once: hockey and boobs.Yes, you can see where this is going. This lady Panther fan decided that it would be a good idea to show the world on television what her "pucks" looked like, and

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A few thoughts about the opening weekend of the NCAA tourney while sounding the annual Can we PLEASE have Gus Johnson for more than opening weekend alarm...-White Boy, to his credit, is one of the few people who have consistently said that they don't like watching college basketball because the quality of play isn't nearly that of the NBA. After watching the Siena-Ohio State first round matchup,

devohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00552511552160369059noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3361377052863119501.post-75418227686707455312009-03-21T20:37:00.006-04:002009-03-21T20:48:46.510-04:00

With attendance at sporting events dropping faster than a pass thrown to Braylon Edwards, many teams are turning to running various promotions as an innocent way of getting more fans to attend a game against a crappy opponent, or to put seats in the stands for a team that isn't playing so well. Like the New Jersey Nets "Resume Night". Unemployed? Still want to watch us lose?! Give us your resume,

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by White Boy South Bronx 1) More Gus Johnson less Dick Enberg please- Dick Enberg did the impossible last night. Virginia Commonwealth University was trailing by 1 and holding for the game’s final shot. Its superstar Eric Maynor had the ball and was isolated 1 on 1 against UCLA stud Darren Collison. This was epic sports drama. Man vs. Man. Mano y Mano. However, you wouldn’t have known that

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This is going to have to end up with a photo-op, no? Brilliant!In related news, the Commander-In-Chief of THIS blog also comes in as full-on retard in terms of bowling skills.

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In a blow to Gary Bettman's effort to remake the NHL as the quiet kid in your high school class you never realized existed, Alex Ovechkin scored his 50th goal of the season last night for the third year in a row. Ovechkin continued his quest for a razzie by doing some sort of celebration in which he insinuated that the ice was hot.The celebration, as funny as it was awkward, was another example

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