#2 Denver Nuggets vs #7 New Orleans Hornets

Here we have a great case of cheerleader squads fitting their teams perfectly. New Orleans brings the heat with a great assist game, you never know exactly where the next great booty shot will come from. The Honeybees are a great all-around squad with some nice young leaders.
















And now for one of the most exciting squads in the league. Some may fault the Nuggets for a lack of consistent fire, but what can you expect when their dance/cheerleader squad is always mixing things up with new costumes.























The bottom line: Denvers flashy creativity with outfits will bewilder simple Southern folk like the Hornets and Honeybees. Nuggets win in 6.

ZAJAC!!!!

Spend all the time you want arguing about how hetero this photo may or may not be. Bottom line is this. 2 down. 14 to go. Next issue.

#1 LA Lakers vs #8 Utah Jazz

We here at SUS like to diversify the type of advice we give out to our fans and enemies. That's why for this years first-round NBA playoff previews White Boy took the rational, sane, "Im actually going to make sense" sort of approach. Devo, naturally, went back to a time when he had hair to make his predictions. I, however, will break down the cheerleader/dance squads to see who will be making the next round. First up, the Utah Jazz:



I always thought that if anywhere, cameltoes would be illegal in Utah.





















Summary: Definitely some real talent here, but they lose points for lack of diversity(the old wooden ship variety). Frankly, the Jazz have no inside moves other than the hot blonde chick. That will get you to the show, but it wont allow you to beat a multi-faceted attack like the Lakers put together. Just look:











Im guessing thats not Posh's ass hes looking at.






Prediction: The Lakers are the class of the NBA. They can score at will with the above lineup and theres not much the non-soda and coffee drinking state of Utah can do about it. The Lakers are destined to meet Bron-bron in the finals. Mark it down. Laker Girls in 4.