Thursday, March 19, 2009
Because we don't just rip off Bill Simmons and Family Guy...
NEW RULE: Stars of dramatic HBO shows may not move to network sitcoms. Likewise, after you do a network sitcom, you're banned from HBO.
You are Stringer Bell from The Wire. You are one of the greatest one of the greatest bad guys ever created. You are the street thug who took economic classes at Baltimore County College. You are not the Vice President of Dunnder Mifflin, no matter what the digital cable says. (Though you run a nice stationary store as a front in Baltimore.) Go back to the Towers and stay the hell away from Pam Beasley.
(And Captain Winters, if you show up as a neighbor on Two and a Half Men, you're dead to me too.)