: The only times I've ever been near Jacksonville have been on long drives back to Jersey. In other words, I'd see Jacksonville and think, "good, 4 hours down, 17 to go." And that's one of the nicer things said about Jacksonville. Pick: Chicago.
: Driving through Jacksonville is just above having a kidney stone on my list of things to do. Pick: Chicago.
Green Bay (+6) at Houston
Devo: Houston is one helluva sprawled out city. But unlike , it's an actual city. Pick: Houston : Green Bay has people that will buy Steeler fans shots of jello. Pick: Green Bay
BH: Cheese curds beat refugees any day. Pick: Green Bay
Minnesota (-9) at Detroit
Devo: Hey Zigy, where's my heat? Pick Detroit : I mean I know the Red Wings are good but not that good. Pick: Minnesota
BH: Minnesota does not enjoy the undying hatred I have for Michigan. Pick: Minny
Miami (+1) at Niagra Falls
Devo: Apparently things are so bad in upstate New York they need NFL bailouts from Canada. Pick: Miami : Dexter is from Miami and while he is a fictional character i'm still going with him. Pick: Miami
BH: I imagine this is what it felt like when Montreal and Toronto got baseball teams. Just feels wrong. Fuck Canada. Pick: Miami
New England (-4.5) at Seattle
Devo: The closest you come to a snowman in Seattle is the Artist formerly known as . Pick: New England
BH: It hurts me to pick them, but coffee roasters dont have great track records beating lobstermen. Pick: N'ingland