Picking up right where they left off

I know I may be a day late and $160mil short, but I just wanted to show everyone the lines on opening day starters for the Yanks and Sox:


C Sabathia-L 4.1 IP; 8 hits; 6 runs; 6 earned runs; 5 BB; 0 Ks; 12.46 ERA


J Beckett-W 7.0 IP; 2 hits; 1 run; 1 earned run; 3 BB; 10 Ks; 1.29 ERA


C.C. Sabathia approved lube for when you are getting bent over by the Baltimore Orioles.