Tuesday, February 5, 2008

A Parody of Sorts

So on a football forum today I found a thread that showed alternate lyrics of Skid Row's "18 and Life" Now, if you havent heard the sond before, listen to on youtube at this link before you look at the lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xd8ykpZkwA

Now that you've done that feel free to read the lyrics, or watch the video again while reading the new lyrics along to yourself. It's quite amusing.

Tommy was a young boy, He had an arm of gold.
Practiced 9 to 5 and worked his teammates to the bone.
Barely drafted out of school, way back in the 6th round.
Fought like a switchblade so no Bledsoe could take him down.
He arm was money, but noooooo good on the run.
He walked the streets of Foxboro and he fought the League alone
but now it's

18 and 1 you got it
18 and 1 you know
your crime is choking and it's
18 and 1 o no!!!

No condoms in his wallet, some say he has VD.
It kept his motor running but it never kept him clean.
They say he loved Brazilians, "Tommy's the wild one."
He wouldn't marry cause these models just give it up.
Bang Bang knock 'em up, Tommy's party never ends.
You couldn't think of gameplans with Gisele's head in your lap
and now it's

18 and 1 you got it
18 and 1 you know
your crime is choking and it's
18 and 1 o no!!!

"Losses will never happen" they all heard Tommy say
He fired his last pass to the wind and blew Randy Moss awaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

18 and 1 you got it
18 and 1 you know
your crime is losing
and it's 18 and 1 o no

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