Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Where's White Boy? Trying to learn his technology.



I'm minding my business tonight, looking up various Craigs List casual encounters (what else is a single lad to do on Wednesday evening in suburban Maryland?) when I get an im from white boy's blackberry. He was texting a girl's about a date this weekend, but the ims were sent to me. You can tell I was annoyed at first but then just decided screw it, I'm going to play along. Anyways, here's a copy of it:

White Boy: Sent from my mobile using EQO www.eqo.com
WB: thats fine can i call now for like 5 mins or is she still there
Devo: are you sure this was meant for me?
WB: heh so do u want to just figure out saturday tomorrow though i dare not infringe upon sis bonding
WB: i mean then not though
D: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WB: what time will u be out of the show about
D: i'm not going to a show
D: white boy, it's devo
WB: oh so u want to just figure it out now over aim its up to u?
D: yeah, sure, i should be out around 10 or so
WB: i was thinking dinner and "base ket ball" but if there is movie playing now that peaks ure interest im game
D: what about charlie bartlett, that looks like a cute movie
WB: ill call u friday or text u friday about locale what time for dinner were u thinking
D: probably about 8?
WB: 8 sounds fine ill speak to u via text or phone friday enjoy the show!
D: you know i will!

ps-for those of you looking to stalk white boy this weekend, well you know where to find him!

2 comments:

Mahatma said...

wow.

just..

wow...

The Brooklyn Hillbilly said...

hahahaha
thats great
you shouldve told him to wear something ridiculous