Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Cheers to Wimbledon!

About time

It's about time people took back their fair cities and once again, London is spearheading social reform.

Look i have no beef with most animals but pigeons are one of them. How many times do these things shit on your balcony? How many times are those rat birds in your way while walking down the street? How many times do they wake you up on Saturday/Sunday Morning with the incessant hooting and hollering? Not only do we NY'ers have to deal with the tourists but these bastards of the animal kingdom also. Hats off to the Wimbledon staff for having the cajones to do such things. Perhaps NYC can implement the same measures.

“Since the use of marksmen to kill pigeons appears to have been carried out as a first, rather than a last resort, and not out of a concern for public health, but rather because the animals were deemed inconvenient by players, you appear to be in clear violation of the law,” PETA vice-president Bruce Friedrich said

Really? Look you pigeon lovers, do you really want this on our fair streets? Gross.

THIS IS A VIOLATION of HYGIENE. Maybe we should put Bruce in one of these and see what he has to say following?

Look we have to worry about enough walking down the streets. From the spit, cigarettes, cranes, buildings, and according to M. Night, construction workers. Lets employ some marksmen and take our city back from the dreaded rat bird.

Than we can employ said marksmen to work on our rodent problem as well.


devo said...

I disagree. Sort of. Either kill 'em all or save 'em all. If you're gonna save Bambi, you have to save the winged rats too.

Though for the record, I'm in the kill 'em all category.

The Brooklyn Hillbilly said...

and then we can use the marksmen to solve the tourist problem!