Friday, October 17, 2008

Week 7 Fredo Picks!

Welcome once again to SUS's newest weekly literary feature, The Fredo Picks. Named after the ultimate forgotten brother in film history, we will strive to bring the laser-like analysis that has made SUS famous worldwide to some of the less illustrious NFL matchups every week. And in these troubled financial times, you can rely on our picks to keep you out of mom’s basement.

Devo: 7-4
Mahatma: 9-2
BH: 6-5

Tennessee (-9) at Kansas City

Devo: In the world of Southern accents, the Tennessee accent stands alone as especially hideous Pick: KC.
BH: Ive had some great times in Tennessee. Wish I could still remember most of them. Pick: Tennessee
Mahatma: A city usually doesn't beat an entire state. Pick: Tennessee

Baltimore (+3) at Miami

Devo: The Wire or Miami Vice? I gotta go with Omar, McNulty & Co. Pick: Baltimore
BH: Baltimore has the highest rates of STDs in the country. And they also have the kind of crabs you can eat. Pick: Balmor
Mahatma: Baltimore also has the crabs you don't want to eat. Pick: Miami

Detroit (+9.5) at Houston

Devo: I'm sick of having to find new ways in this column to say the same thing, so I'll just say it. Detroit the city and Detroit the team suck. Pick: Houston
BH: This is like Sophies Choice, how do you decide between equally shitty alternatives? Pick the city thats going blue in 2.5 weeks. Pick: Detroit
Mahatma: When in doubt, pick against the city that brought us Kid Rock. Pick: Houston

Seattle (+10.5) at Tampa

South Florida is awesome. Central Florida, on the other hand, is highly overrated. Pick: Seattle
BH: Devo, who ever rated Central Florida high? Pick: Seattle
Mahatma: Seattle has some good coffee and music. That's about it. Pick: Tampa Bay

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