"In the little spare time I have between making horrible free agent signings and hiring incompetent scouts, I read "Straight up Sports" Brian "Free Pass" Cashman
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Dear Everyone,
I apologize for cheating in a sport where stats are considered more sacred than Jesus. I should have been a football player and killed someone with my car or illegally carried a loaded weapon in my sweatpants waistband.
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