Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Stop me if you've heard this before...

-A-Rod is insanely insecure about himself, is jealous of Jeter, and cares more about stats than the team.
-David Wells chose to be an asshole.
-Kevin Brown was an asshole by birth.
-Randy Johnson was too old and didn't handle the media well.
-Carl Pavano has no friends.
-Doug Mientkiewicz and Josh Phelps aren't as feared by opposing pitchers as Bernie Williams.
-Brian Cashman has made some awful pitching acquisitions since '03.
-Some of the Yankee front office in Tampa are assholes who don't know what they're doing.

Did people not already know this just by following the Yankees for the last 8 years? I'm waiting for Torre's scandalous tell-all from his Dodger years, Manny Ramirez is not a Normal Person.

1 comment:

The Brooklyn Hillbilly said...

Dont try to play devo, give me the book after you are done with it so i will have some ammo for the next 9 months.