Angry White Man (easter edition)

Sure, it’s tough being a Jew on Christmas, but you know what really sucks? Being a Jew on Easter. It’s kinda like Christmas, but without the Chinese Food and movies. And without the Chinese food and movies, what is a Jewish Christmas?

It’s spending the day trying to do work. It’s going to CVS because you need a minor but necessary item, but CVS is closed so you have to make do without it. Sure, kids are dying in Africa, and for that matter about 20 miles away in Southeast DC, but this white man needs scotch tape from CVS and tomorrow won’t do.

And he'll go to the grave as an angry old man...