WTF is going on with Hideki Matsui

I have nothing to say about this other than the fact that it is our duty as Americans to remember that Hideki Matsui loves the porn. An excerpt:

Instructed to stay in the team dormitory and refrain from dating during the first several years of his career, so as to devote all his concentration solely to baseball, Matsui agreeably complied, without so much as a whimper. Indeed, his only eccentricity, if it can be called that, is his extensive private library of adult videos.