Wednesday, May 21, 2008

I want one of these

Reading this story may force me to use my "Economy Stimulus" check on a Parrot.

Imagine teaching your Parrot swear words, insults or just English in general:

"I'm Mr. Yosuke Nakamura," the bird told the veterinarian, according to Uemura. The parrot also provided his full home address, down to the street number, and even entertained the hospital staff by singing songs.

Sure, you can't really play with one as you could a dog but having a Parrot that would say stuff that I say would be truly outstanding. I mean look at it this way. All the world needs is a flying version of me hating on things and singing pearl jam.

Man's best friend indeed...

1 comment:

The Yinzer said...

You would need to teach it to say "Go home Flyers!"