Monday, October 27, 2008

Someone has a case of the Mondays...

MONTERREY, Mexico – The world's heaviest man has tied the knot. Manuel Uribe, who hasn't left his bed in six years, married his longtime girlfriend Claudia Solis Sunday in northern Mexico.

Wearing a white silk shirt with a sheet wrapped around his legs, Uribe smiled as Solis, 38, walked down a flight of stairs wearing a strapless ivory dress, a tiara and hot-pink lipstick.

He later broke into tears as a notary declared the couple husband and wife in a civil ceremony attended by more than 400 guests. For the traditional first dance as newlyweds, Uribe and Solis held hands and swayed to a romantic ballad.

Sure you watched your closest thing to a college football lose by 20 at home to RU, watched the Rags beat you in overtime and than watched the Giants long snapped their way to victory and nearly getting into 5 fights in the process but hey look at this guy. He can only stay in bed and he just got married despite being 600+ pounds. Yep. Awesome.

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