Socrates, Aristotle, Augustine, Martin Luther, John Locke, Pat Buchanan, Kenny Powers. All men who lived by principles. Now Kenny Powers didnt write any faggy books, he did what any self respecting North Carolinian would do, he made a book on tape.
"One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money. And I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best fucking time they'd ever seen."
Truly a poet.