I don't know what our policy is on posting stuff from The Onion but we probably don't have one. Most likely we should abstain from such activity, if not merely to uphold the high journalistic standards of SUS, then to keep me from posting every funny article and video I see. Regardless, I felt this video must be shared, if only to remind the hockey fans among us of our place. Cheers!
NHL Star Called Up To Big Leagues To Play For NFL Team