SUS weighs in on the Clemens issue because all quasi-sports blogs are legally required to

So according to the Daily News:
Roger Clemens carried on a decade-long affair with country star Mindy McCready, a romance that began when McCready was a 15-year-old aspiring singer performing in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old Red Sox ace and married father of two, several sources have told the Daily News.

Am I the only one who remembers Lurleen from the Simpsons? Same exact story. But at least Homer had the decency to make sure she was 18.