Devo's Monday Night Special (8-11, 1 game winning streak)

San Francisco (+9.5) over ARIZONA

If Mike Singletary is able to motivate his players to a victory over the heavily favored, imagine what Jersey City Councilman Steven Lipski can do for the people of Jersey City? Lipski, not wanting to miss one minute of Grateful Dead tribute band Dark Star Orchestra, decided that the best toilet was those on the first floor of the 9:30 Club in Washington D.C. If the 49ers win tonight after Singletary's actions, and the urban renaissance of Jersey City continues after Lipski's actions, the players on Devo's Dumbasses should be very afraid of what shenanigans I may pull to motivate the troops come fantasy playoffs time.

Final Score:
San Francisco 24
Arizona 21