Sunday, November 9, 2008

A message from BH in place of his picks

Have I, Devo, spoken to BH recently? Technically speaking, maybe. Here's a message he may or may not have wanted me to bestow upon you, SUS nation:

From Pearl Harbor to 9/11 to Super Bowl XXXV, we as a nation have prided ourselves on being able to overcome moments of great loss. But friends, as I write to you today, I simply don't know if I can live with myself in a world where a great hero like John McCain is unjustly denied his rightful spot upon the presidential throne. Shed not a tear for BH, for I will get by; but I don't know if I will ever be able to find my appropriate blogging voice with a socialist in the White House.

Shame on you, America, for you denied a great man and an even hotter woman a chance to make history in this great nation of ours. And let me leave you with a question: With a black man in the White House, how am I supposed to tell lil' BH that he can one day become president when lil BH sees a man who looks nothing like him?

God Bless the USA and no one else.

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