Barry Melrose 2k18 has spoken: POWNED

The Flyers will POWN the Penguins in 6 games. Really? There you have it folks. This astute Flyer fan here, with his mullet flapping in the breeze has spoken, and there is nothing Crosthby and his bitchesth can do about it. He's also a FLYERSTH fan and he has sthpoken. It's just a shame he didn't have enough batteries the first go around.

When pressed for further comment, Junior was interrupted by his mother who informed him that his pop tarts were ready.