Fredo picks, week 15!

The records:
Devo: 27-17
Mahatma: 26-18
BH: 21-19

Green Bay (-1.5) at Jacksonville
Devo: For the love of Allah, Jacksonville needs to improve their team next year, if only because we at Fredo picks can't think of 3, let alone 16 things to say about Jacksonville positive or negative. Pick: Green Bay
Mahatma: Allah hates Jacksonville. He probably hates Green Bay too but he totally hates Jacksonville more. Pick: Green Bay
BH: I too am out of things to say. Jacksonville bad. Pick: Green Bay

Detroit (+17) at Indianapolis
Devo: Say what you want about the Detroit bailout, but at least they have an industry. Pick: Detroit.
Mahatma: How many different ways can we say Detroit is terrible?It's most famous son is still Kidrock. Pick: Indianapolis
BH: Isnt that the point of the bailout, there is no industry left? The whole state is falling apart. Pick: Indy

San Francisco (+7) at Miami
Devo: In a battle of the two gayest cities, let's give this game to the team whose state hasn't voted to shun gay marriage. Pick: Miami
Mahatma: Miami has night clubs, hot women and Dexter. San Fran has Rice-a-Roni! Pick: Miami
BH: Dude, fog vs. sunshine. No contest. Pick: Miami

Seattle (-3) at St. Louis
Devo: I mean, yeah, Seattle has Pearl Jam, but Nelly's voice is REALLY contagious. Pick: St. Louis
Mahatma: Nelly's got nothing on Eddie Vedder so country grammer the fuck on outta herre! Pick: Seattle
BH: Nelly grew up across the river in a town that makes St. Louis look nice. Im not sure how many people understand how sad that is. Pick: Seattle

San Diego (-5) at Kansas City
Devo: It's cold out here in suburban New Jersey. Not so in a whale's vagina. Pick: San Diego
Mahatma: San Diego apparently is fun. Kansas City has a bunch of fat people wearing red all year round. Pick: San Diego
BH: I could make a joke here about the relative temperature of Devos mom's vagina but I wont. Ill just let you readers make it yourselves. Pick: San Diego