R.I.P-C.C Sabathia, future homebody and N.L. Batting Champ.
HELLLOOOOO C.C. Sabathia, sellout who got pushed into this deal by his union and his hatred of living off merely $100,000,000 and requiring $160,000,000.
I'll have more on this later, but for now, let's just paraphrase the VP Elect by saying that throwing money at a pitcher isn't change, but more of the same. Anyways, Reel Big Fish wrote a song about moments like this, and here goes:
ps-Remind me to teach Devo Jr. how to throw a fastball.