Fredo Picks, Week 5!

Welcome once again to SUS's newest weekly literary feature, The Fredo Picks. Named after the ultimate forgotten brother in film history, we will strive to bring the laser-like analysis that has made SUS famous worldwide to some of the less illustrious NFL matchups every week. And in these troubled financial times, you can rely on our picks to keep you out of mom’s basement.

Records:
Devo: 4-3
Mahatma: 6-1
BH: 3-4


Kansas City (+9.5) at Carolina

Devo: Kansas City plays to win the game. Carolina plays to keep fans entertained between NASCAR races. Pick: KC

Mahatma: Carolina has cheerleaders that make out. Kansas City has males dressed in cheerleader outfits. Pick: Carolina
BH: This is, more than anything else, a referendum on vinegary and tart BBQ sauce vs thick and sweet. This week, sweet covers. Pick: KC

Chicago (-3.5) at Detroit

Devo: Chicago makes some solid sausage. Detroit makes cars. More importantly, I'm hungry. Pick: Chicago
Mahatma: I'd rather move to Chicago than Detroit. Pick: Chicago
BH: Boy, that would suck for Northsiders if the Cubbies and the Bears lose in the same weekend. Ill throw them a bone. Pick: Chicago

San Diego (-6.5) at Miami

Devo: Miami has Tony Montana. But San Diego has Brick Tamlin's trident. The World Is Yours, Brick. Pick: The San Diegans
Mahatma: A group of Chargers vs a group of Dolphins. You put a chargers in the water and it does nothing against a group of Dolphins. Pick: Miami
BH: The last time the Dolphins were good was in Ace Ventura. Pick: Saint Dave

Indianapolis (-3) at Houston

Devo: I have absolutely nothing good or bad to say about Indy, which is better than I can say about Houston and the entire state of Texas. Pick: Indy
Mahatma: Over the weekend, I saw Independence Day again. The Aliens were about to own Houston. Indianapolis? Not so much. Pick: Indy
BH: Mahatma, the aliens HAVE overwhelmed Houston, but they are from Mexico and New Orleans. Pick: Indy